Where do they go?

You would think after building project after project, I'd have lawnmowers all over the house. Fact is you'd be hard pressed to locate one here. A walk through would reveal just one or two regular use mowers like any other household. So where do they all go? Well I post them up here to live online forever, but in reality they are stored properly and put away. I once had a lead to a Sensation collector and was told he was the biggest Sensation collector around (read on). I met up with him and he pulls 9 mowers (I use term lightly) out of the muck adjacent to a hedgerow. All stored outside and under muck for decades. Only 3 were actual Sensations, the other 6 were marginally related junk, but all were rusted beyond repair and crammed full of muck. The price he wanted for each was laughable and I left. My mowers are MINT condition, sealed, crated, stored, padlocked and security system in place.